In Russia Boots walk you!

A Russian military secret until 1994, these gasoline powered boots are basically pogo sticks that strap to your shins.

U.S. Senator Wins Lottery

U.S. Senator Judd Gregg won $853,492 from the Powerball lottery after matching five of six numbers in Wednesday’s drawing.A Millionaire ten times over Senator Judd quipped “I don’t plan to quit my job”.

Did I just get kicked in the nuts or what? How come I never win anything? This duche bag won over 800 grand and has more than ten times that much in his big fat bank account already!

WTF?

iPod Haters

Some moron started an online collection to finance his dim-witted plan to buy an iPod at the Toronto Apple store and then smash it to bits on the spot. Many retards iPod-haters donated more than $400 to his cause.

(Editors Note) I started a Ferrari Haters web site with the intention of collecting $400,000 in donations to buy a Ferrari and then immediately smash into a brick wall outside the dealership. Donate HERE.

Come on stupid, if you really hate the iPod that much don’t give the money to Apple, give it to a charity on behalf of iPod haters everywhere.
Dumbass.

From the site:

“After we collect $400 in donations, we will take that money to a local Apple Store. We will purchase the iPod, open it right inside the store, and destroy it right on the spot. The whole thing will be shot on film, and displayed on this site. This
is only a social experiment, for the entertainment of the donors, and visitors of this site. For more info, read the faq.
“

Update: The iPod hater purchased and smashed the iPod in the store as promised, still feeling empty inside he left and went home to listen to his Barry Manilow 8-track collection.

The site