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Unusually small and insane megalomaniac dictator, Kim Jong-il, ruler of communist North Korea is now a nuclear super dude.

On Monday the ultra secretive state conducted it’s first underground test of a nuclear device. The test has been condemned by world leaders and will likely spark a nuclear arms race in Asia.

U.S., French and South Korean experts estimated that the power of the explosion was equivalent to about 500 metric tons of TNT, which senior U.S. intelligence community officials said was unusually small for a nuclear blast or a dictator.

Here’s a rundown of who has what on the nuclear playground:

The United States: More than 5,000 strategic warheads, more than 1,000 operational tactical weapons — meant for the battlefield and less powerful than the strategic arms — and approximately 3,000 reserve and tactical warheads.

Russia: Nearly 5,000 strategic warheads, and approximately 3,500 operational tactical warheads. In addition, it has more than 11,000 strategic and tactical warheads in storage.

France: Approximately 350 strategic warheads.

China: As many as 250 strategic warheads and 150 tactical warheads.

Britain: About 200 strategic warheads.

India: Between 45 and 95 nuclear warheads.

Pakistan: Between 30 and 50 nuclear warheads.

Israel: Refuses to confirm it is a nuclear weapons state but is generally assumed to have up to 200 nuclear warheads.

A wise man once said; “I’m not worried about anyone having 5000 nuclear warheads, I’m worried about the person who only want’s one”.

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Last December I mentioned that all I wanted for the holidays was the USB contolled-air-powerd foam missile launcher.

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Junior’s first Chemical Warfare Suit

“Daddy, I’m scared.”

“Don’t be scared, son. Just put on your gas hood like a good boy.”

“Daddy, what’s a weapon of mass destruction?”

“Nothing for you to worry about, Jimmy, now help daddy zip up his radiation suit.”

“Do I get a radiation suit, daddy?”

“Sorry son, if it comes down to you or me, well, you’re a little young to repopulate the species.”

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Supplied with a drinking tube and powered by 4 x 123A (3v.) Lithium batteries. Supplied in an easy to carry case with a handle and shoulder strap.

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