If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow, let it mellow…
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
Every engineer knows that in order to achieve true greatness, it is imperative to always keep a clear, unclouded mind and to protect one’s secrets from those who would seek to steal or plagiarize the radical new designs of a hard-working genius. The Tinfoil Hat is the logical result of this profound insight, combining tinfoil’s powerful mental shielding properties with the excellent counter-hexing effect of troll tears and the outstanding mind-focus powers of one of Azeroth’s most precious gems.
“It’s paper, plain and easy. I sometimes find myself wondering: what will Google think of next? Cardboard?”
Google’s 2007 April fool’s joke:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
Before playing a PC on TV and serving as The Daily Show’s “Resident Expert,” John Hodgman authored The Areas of My Expertise. The nearly 7 hour audiobook is narrated by Mr. Hodgman himself, the satirical almanac offers such gems as “700 Hobo Names,” “What Will Happen in the Future,” and “A Brief Time Line of the Lobster in America.” Even better, though, this self-proclaimed compendium of “complete world knowledge” is available free on iTunes Canada through February 26.
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