Humping is a dog’s prerogative, but if your dog takes to humping you leg, or better yet your friends leg you’d better start doing something about it…
Hot Doll from feeladdicted.com is the latest (fictional?) K9 erotic paraphernalia you’d wish you could buy for your pup. Let’s hope it’s dishwasher safe.
…there were simple toys, like some of these gems that I used to play with as a child…
1st up: Kenner’s Smash up Derby
This was a fun toy until I lost all the pieces and there was nothing left to fly off of the cars anymore…
#2 Sizzlers
Sizzler’s had a quick charge capacitor inside that you powered up with the “Juice Station”. Sadly Sizzler’s didn’t last long as the capacitor stopped holding a charge after a few dozen refills at the pump.
#3 Mini Wizzers (A Dreidel for the 20th Century)
My mom threw my Mini Wizzers away because I scratched up the hardwood floors real bad.
#4: Evel Knievel was my Hero!
I actually had the Stunt Cycle but this clip gives you youngens an idea what Evel was all about!
#5 Big Jim
Yeah, I played with dolls. Got a problem with that?
Raised as a pacifist my parents wouldn’t buy me a G.I. Joe action figure so I got the next best thing…
If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow, let it mellow…
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
Every engineer knows that in order to achieve true greatness, it is imperative to always keep a clear, unclouded mind and to protect one’s secrets from those who would seek to steal or plagiarize the radical new designs of a hard-working genius. The Tinfoil Hat is the logical result of this profound insight, combining tinfoil’s powerful mental shielding properties with the excellent counter-hexing effect of troll tears and the outstanding mind-focus powers of one of Azeroth’s most precious gems.
“It’s paper, plain and easy. I sometimes find myself wondering: what will Google think of next? Cardboard?”
Google’s 2007 April fool’s joke:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
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